OK, I thought of something

The other day, I was talking to this high-school girl I work with, and she was talking about wanting to do an “Eiffel Tower.”

First off, whenever I talk to this girl, I feel like Dateline NBC is going to pop around the corner and be all like, “Hey, pervert, we caught you!” because she’s always saying crap like that and she’s only like 15 or something.

Secondly, what the hell is an “Eiffel Tower,” other than a gigantic metal phallus in the middle of Paris? Yeah, I Googled it, and now I get it (for those of you who, like me, apparently aren’t up with the vernacular of our little ones, it’s when one guy is in front and the other is in the back, and they ‘high 5′ over the girl forming what looks like the Eiffel Tower with their hands).

Isn’t that called “fingercuffs?”

Or maybe I just watch far too many Kevin Smith movies.