Totally 80’s Trivial Pursuit

Waaaaayyy harder than I thought it would be.

Damn.

OK, I thought of something

The other day, I was talking to this high-school girl I work with, and she was talking about wanting to do an “Eiffel Tower.”

First off, whenever I talk to this girl, I feel like Dateline NBC is going to pop around the corner and be all like, “Hey, pervert, we caught you!” because she’s always saying crap like that and she’s only like 15 or something.

Secondly, what the hell is an “Eiffel Tower,” other than a gigantic metal phallus in the middle of Paris? Yeah, I Googled it, and now I get it (for those of you who, like me, apparently aren’t up with the vernacular of our little ones, it’s when one guy is in front and the other is in the back, and they ‘high 5′ over the girl forming what looks like the Eiffel Tower with their hands).

Isn’t that called “fingercuffs?”

Or maybe I just watch far too many Kevin Smith movies.

Yeah, so here’s something to read.

I guess this is where I start regaling you of my worldly exploits and whatnot. Well, I’m not going to explain who I am just yet…if you have any questions, refer to my “411″ section. Keep in mind that I’m wildly conceited, I enjoy run-on sentences, I can easily jump between topics without rhyme or reason, and that I talk a lot. Oh, yeah-and that about 99% of what I say is extremely offensive to at least one group of people. Those warnings should help keep those of you who are emo-esque from wanting to slit your wrists right away. As for later on, you’re on your own.

In any case, I’m spent right at the moment, as the process for setting this thing up is insanely boring. I don’t know how often I’ll post on here, but if anyone is reading this, I guess you could check back to see if I’ve written anything else. Or, you could go look at boobies on Collegehumor.com- that’s what I’ll probably be doing.

Audi 5000, and word to your mother, and stuff.